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StevenFattyIcon...30-08-2016 @ 14:31 
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I would very much like to visit Addlington (the gym that is). I knew a lad who trained there for a while, but I could get no sensible info out of him, as he was, lets say, intellectually challenged. I think he got sacked off in the end...using people for lifts or something.

I could feasibly attend every now and again, but I would certainly become an object of ridicule.
matthewvcIcon...30-08-2016 @ 15:08 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:
That's a long time to loiter for.
I wonder who else is out there... watching us...


i loitered for ages too. on and off since before 2010.
I remember the post about 'the lancaster assassin' that was f**king hilarious Grin
billynomatesIcon...30-08-2016 @ 15:31 
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The real or fake thread was hilarious!
little_aIcon...30-08-2016 @ 18:17 
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StevenFatty said:I think he got sacked off in the end...


I only know one person who fits that bill lol.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...30-08-2016 @ 18:31 
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billynomates said:
The real or fake thread was hilarious!


Proud of that one Happy
BoarIcon...30-08-2016 @ 18:40 
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I could get no sensible info out of him


nor has anyone else in the history of EVER !!
RickIcon...30-08-2016 @ 19:24 
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If you mean who I think you mean, he's still here regularly and still nuttier than a squirrel's arseproduct.
StevenFattyIcon...30-08-2016 @ 21:40 
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Post Edited: 30.08.2016 @ 21:45 PM by StevenFatty
Little feller...not much going on upstairs. I trained with him a bit, was hard work. I had to count the weights for him. He did a comp I think, squatting something like 100.

There was another bloke I knew who train at Addlington, he wasn't anywhere near as bad, but still pretty potty.
little_aIcon...31-08-2016 @ 06:35 
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StevenFatty said:
There was another bloke I knew who train at Addlington, he wasn't anywhere near as bad, but still pretty potty.

This one can't be narrowed down quite so easily.
FatpeteIcon...31-08-2016 @ 06:58 
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little_a said:
StevenFatty said:
There was another bloke I knew who train at Addlington, he wasn't anywhere near as bad, but still pretty potty.

This one can't be narrowed down quite so easily.


We can make a start though.
Did he have -
no hair and no beard
hair and a beard
no hair but a beard
hair but no beard

Please select accordingly and we will move onto a second question :-)
Funky_monkeyIcon...31-08-2016 @ 07:25 
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General_ill said:Your all s**t.


At least we know the difference between your s**t and you're s**t. :P
RickIcon...31-08-2016 @ 10:19 
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Fatpete said:

Please select accordingly and we will move onto a second question :-)


Or just come down and train with us, and tell us. That'd work. You're always welcome. You're sure to be saner than Turner, require less intervention than the kids, moan less than Pete, and be less of a c**t than me.
garroldIcon...31-08-2016 @ 10:46 
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StevenFattyIcon...31-08-2016 @ 14:22 
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Fatpete said:
We can make a start though.
Did he have -
no hair and no beard
hair and a beard
no hair but a beard
hair but no beard
Please select accordingly and we will move onto a second question :-)



Some hair no beard. A nice guy but potty. He claimed to have trained at Addlington for years...but he is prone to flights of fantasy: A bin man by trade, he honed his waste refuse skills in the SAS. It wouldn't supprise me if he'd never been to Addligton.

I really would like to train there myself, if only occasionally. Its my type of gym and I've intend to set foot in the place for years. Hopefully one day I will.
StevenFattyIcon...31-08-2016 @ 14:28 
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The little feller who goes...strange little chap. Would turn up two hours late for the gym.

One day I asked him if he wanted some smelling salts whilst squatting. He said "Yeah right, yeah, right, right"... which is basically all he ever said.

He got under the squat bar and I shoved a brand-new bottle of nose tork under his face. He let out a small whimper and a cough, and then began to squat. I though 'there's no way he has had any, he barely responded.'

When he finished squatting he turned round and his face was bright purple, with tears streaming down his face. He lay down and curled up on the floor. I though't I'd killed the poor little confused soul.

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