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How thoroughly do you shake your phallus after having a waz?

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JackRevansIconHow thoroughly do you shake your phallus after having a waz?11-10-2017 @ 23:36 
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And what grip do you use?
JCarter123Icon...12-10-2017 @ 00:13 
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I use mixed grip
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...12-10-2017 @ 00:31 
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Post Edited: 12.10.2017 @ 00:31 AM by Wayne_Cowdrey
Don't shake much. I dry the end with toilet paper, taking care of course not to cause an abrasion injury.
scruffmcbuffIcon...12-10-2017 @ 05:32 
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I go DOH. Just a slight shake. Nothing too excessive.
JohnIcon...12-10-2017 @ 08:07 
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I do the windmill lol
The_Lone_WolfIcon...12-10-2017 @ 08:42 
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I've always gone with a strong grip to start with, not Paul Savage grip strong, but strong enough to keep my member in place.

I point my bellend at the toilet (For the record, I tend to use mainly toilets instead of urinals as I often piss with such force that it creates splash back.) and the begin my piss.

Upon the last drop of urine leaving my purple Darth Vaders helmet, I will let out a large sigh of relief and joy. This is for two reasons...

1. It feels good, and I enjoy a good piss.

2. This time allows any shy drops of urine to escape my sniper sight.

I then will give it one very firm wrist driven flick. Almost like I'm trying to slap my piece against the face of the onset fluffer. Then I will dab the tip if any left over urine remains with a folder over section of toilet paper.

If I'm now satisfied with my efforts and feel empty, I return my trusty love stump back to his domain in my boxer shorts.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...12-10-2017 @ 11:18 
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You have a wonderful way with words Mr Wolf.
LaTutaIcon...12-10-2017 @ 11:20 
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Hook grip, but most of the time DOH with straps.
93hopkinsonrIcon...12-10-2017 @ 13:38 
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Lovely work Lone Wolf
The_Lone_WolfIcon...12-10-2017 @ 13:47 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:You have a wonderful way with words Mr Wolf.


93hopkinsonr said:Lovely work Lone Wolf



Gents, thank you.

Funnily enough, I just went to the gents and had to use the urinal as both of the traps were in use. As I stood there, I pondered waiting for a trap to become free... Then I heard a fart that I'm convinced change pitch 4 times, and then an almighty splashdown. At that point I decided to remove myself from the warzone and used a urinal (From distance I may add).
JackRevansIcon...12-10-2017 @ 14:29 
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when i was a harry kid i enjoyed pissing into a urinal and while walking backwards to see how far back i could get while still getting my piss into said urinal.
JohnIcon...12-10-2017 @ 19:39 
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I too prefer to use the cubicals, I've never felt totally comfortable at the urinals,I always feel a 1. slight performance anxiety 2.splash back 3. I may want to change choice between no1 or 2 halve way through, 4, I'm not entirely happy standing next to a stranger with my bits n bobs out while exchanging pleasantries about the weather,
Women are afforded much more privacy. Is this just me?
FatpeteIcon...12-10-2017 @ 19:51 
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John said:I too prefer to use the cubicals, I'm not entirely happy standing next to a stranger with my bits n bobs out while exchanging pleasantries about the weather,
Women are afforded much more privacy. Is this just me?


How would you feel if some poor bugger shat himself because the only cubicle was occupied by you having a pee while there were several urinals outside doing nothing because your happiness for thirty seconds or so matters more than a complete change of clothing from the waist down ?

Please don't take this personally but I have always considered men who need a cubicle to pee in as decidedly odd.

Eek
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...12-10-2017 @ 20:02 
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I have to go onto tiptoes to reach urinals. For this reason plus privacy, I normally use cubicles.
PikefingersIcon...12-10-2017 @ 20:19 
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JackRevans said:when i was a harry kid i enjoyed pissing into a urinal and while walking backwards to see how far back i could get while still getting my piss into said urinal.


Used to love playing that one in country pubs

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