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How thoroughly do you shake your phallus after having a waz?

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umpalumpalifterIcon...16-10-2017 @ 07:25 
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The conversation of privacy is an interesting one.

Can't fathom the want for going in a cubicle - same with showers. Hear from so many people who won't use showers at the gym as they are open plan and want cubicles.

For me men are ruining themselves with this attitude - look at the queues for womens toilets which are all cubicled, the only real benefit of being male these days is you don't have to wait when your desperate for a piss
The_Lone_WolfIcon...16-10-2017 @ 10:45 
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If they can offer a urinal that is splash back free, I'll happily use that instead of the cubicle.

Also, on a side note, I recall walking into a gents toilet once to see a man taking a s**t in a urinal... Interestingly though, all the traps were free!
JamieGIcon...16-10-2017 @ 10:47 
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I used to be a regular victim of 'after-math' in my panties due to lack of effective shaking.

Now I grip the shaft bottom with my thumb and index finger - ensuring the index finger is placed just below the shaft bottom, pushing into the scrotum - and slide upwards towards the tip. This ensures every last drip is squeezed out.
JohnIcon...16-10-2017 @ 17:01 
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Post Edited: 16.10.2017 @ 17:03 PM by John
The_Lone_Wolf said:If they can offer a urinal that is splash back free, I'll happily use that instead of the cubicle.

Also, on a side note, I recall walking into a gents toilet once to see a man taking a s**t in a urinal... Interestingly though, all the traps were free!


I may start s**tting in the urinals as somebody else's need to take a s**t would be of higher priority Grin
Ps I love the use of the word trap it's almost like a race Tongue
JaybukIcon...16-10-2017 @ 17:34 
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The_Lone_Wolf said:If they can offer a urinal that is splash back free, I'll happily use that instead of the cubicle.


I believe I saw such a thing recently at a airport Nando’s ridge down the urinal dead centre you would have to go out of your way to purposely cause splashback
JackRevansIcon...20-10-2017 @ 08:11 
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How many times do you need to get up and go for a waz in the night?

I used to be a once a night kind of guy but ive recently stepped up my game to about 3 times.
slimsimIcon...20-10-2017 @ 08:18 
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JackRevans said:How many times do you need to get up and go for a waz in the night?

I used to be a once a night kind of guy but ive recently stepped up my game to about 3 times.


A lad your age shouldn’t really need to be getting up at all and certainly not more than once!

Have you been drinking more recently? You might be diabetic! (Probably not, but maybe....)
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...20-10-2017 @ 08:34 
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Normally 0-1, but it can be more.
JackRevansIcon...20-10-2017 @ 11:24 
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slimsim said:
A lad your age shouldn’t really need to be getting up at all and certainly not more than once!
Have you been drinking more recently? You might be diabetic! (Probably not, but maybe....)


I definitely dont think I'm diabetic. I suspected I was a few years ago when I was fat because I kept going light headed and stuff after eating. I went to the doctors to get a test and I was fine.

I probably just drink too much water.

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