How did you meet your wife/bird/friday night shagslag?

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FAT_SAM		...	30-03-2017 @ 00:27
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 335 1015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq	93hopkinsonr said:She and a friend walked past me in the gym and I assured my training partner I was going to "bang one of them" as 19 years olds do. Turns out I did and still do regularly 4 years later That made me spit my dinner out. Brilliant

CAJ		...	30-03-2017 @ 01:53
I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 955 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350 895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq	She worked as a waitress in some s**tty bar selling fancy drinks. Five years later she has the world at her feet thanks to me.

FAT_SAM		...	30-03-2017 @ 05:59
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 335 1015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq	I was working door in a run down pub in town. Took the job grudgingly because I was skint and double time pay was offered. The DJ there had her fit-as-f**k mate come and see her briefly one night. 'Her mate' spent more time outside with me smoking cig after cig as an excuse to stay chatting to me. The ensuing 'one night stand' must have impressed her - 3 years later we're married.

matthewvc		...	30-03-2017 @ 09:09
‘downsizing’ Member 5704, 3221 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 320 810.0 kgs @ 96.3kgs UnEq	CAJ said:She worked as a waitress in some s**tty bar selling fancy drinks. Five years later she has the world at her feet thanks to me. hahaha

AdamT		...	30-03-2017 @ 09:15
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5206 posts	I followed her home after a night out. Climbed a tree and snuck in her bedroom window, then banged her. Little did I know, it was her mum!!


BrenWad		...	30-03-2017 @ 12:01
Enough was enough. Banned. Member 6099, 775 posts SQ 300, BP 195, DL 310 805.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	FAT_SAM said:I was working door in a run down pub in town. Took the job grudgingly because I was skint and double time pay was offered. The DJ there had her fit-as-f**k mate come and see her briefly one night. 'Her mate' spent more time outside with me smoking cig after cig as an excuse to stay chatting to me. The ensuing 'one night stand' must have impressed her - 3 years later we're married. Sounds super classy

Wiegieboard		...	30-03-2017 @ 12:22
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	CAJ said:She worked as a waitress in some s**tty bar selling fancy drinks. Five years later she has the world at her feet thanks to me. I tried 3 times to post a youtubr vid but my phone kept spazzing out. Well played though.

FAT_SAM		...	30-03-2017 @ 15:53
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 335 1015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq	BrenWad said: Sounds super classy I'm a classy dude.

BrenWad		...	30-03-2017 @ 17:54
Enough was enough. Banned. Member 6099, 775 posts SQ 300, BP 195, DL 310 805.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	FAT_SAM said: I'm a classy dude. You seem it.

FAT_SAM		...	30-03-2017 @ 18:15
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 335 1015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq	BrenWad said: You seem it. Face full of slin, belly full of dbol and buckets of class.

BrenWad		...	30-03-2017 @ 19:02
Enough was enough. Banned. Member 6099, 775 posts SQ 300, BP 195, DL 310 805.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	FAT_SAM said: Face full of slin, belly full of dbol and buckets of class. Ladies love slin eye

kennybaby		...	05-04-2017 @ 22:06
Member 2027, 125 posts SQ 175, BP 120, DL 250 545.0 kgs @ 88kgs UnEq	Had too many bottles of dog ...

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