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| billynomates |  | ... | 11-11-2017 @ 18:48 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | I wonder if Bundee Aki of the Irish rugby team is any relation to Purple? | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 11-11-2017 @ 19:07 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22044 posts | Does he have a sneaky bicep squeeze during all the physical contact stuff? | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 18-11-2017 @ 23:10 |
 403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | I was walking home and felt something sharp and pokey in the corner of my mouth. Went home and found that my tooth had randomly broken in half. No rotting, no dodgy smell, no pain, no idea how I did it. | ||
| scruffmcbuff | | ... | 19-11-2017 @ 08:49 |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said:I was walking home and felt something sharp and pokey in the corner of my mouth. Went home and found that my tooth had randomly broken in half. No rotting, no dodgy smell, no pain, no idea how I did it. Its an age thing,grandad | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf |  | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 17:50 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | In my establishment of work, in the staff room, there are pigeon holes for everyone's post etc. I've been in a battle with several colleagues for a while, where random objects are placed into said pigeon holes. Some of you may guess where it is going... I believe the top trump move is a turd in one, but what else can be classed as close, or a worth attempt at being a top class move? Suggestions welcome. | ||
| CAJ | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 18:11 |
 I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 955 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said:In my establishment of work, in the staff room, there are pigeon holes for everyone's post etc. I've been in a battle with several colleagues for a while, where random objects are placed into said pigeon holes. Some of you may guess where it is going... I believe the top trump move is a turd in one, but what else can be classed as close, or a worth attempt at being a top class move? Suggestions welcome. Might I suggest, an actual pigeon. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 18:40 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22044 posts | A used condom? | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 19:52 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | CAJ said: Might I suggest, an actual pigeon. Live or dead? I thought about roadkill once but thought that was too far... Although the leftover bones of a Nando's whole chicken was once used. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 19:53 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 22.11.2017 @ 19:53 PM by The_Lone_Wolf Wayne_Cowdrey said:A used condom? I roll bareback these days with gay abandon Wayne. I'm like a young Freddie Mercury. Good shout though. | ||
| scruffmcbuff | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 19:58 |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said: I roll bareback these days with gay abandon Wayne. I'm like a young Freddie Mercury. Good shout though. May i reccomend a rotten egg placed gentley inside a tupperware. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 20:03 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | scruffmcbuff said: May i reccomend a rotten egg placed gentley inside a tupperware. A good shout. I once sellotaped an anchovy to the top of someone's pigeon hole, that was awful. Smelled like an old slappers minge piece after a night of disco dancing and rabid fingering. | ||
| billynomates | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 20:04 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | A mousetrap. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 21:38 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | billynomates said:A mousetrap. Now that's a great idea. I just need to find one that isn't going to chop someone's finger off. | ||
| billynomates | | ... | 22-11-2017 @ 22:51 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | A standard mousetrap shouldn't injure an adult's fingers. Could you cover the envelopes in glue? | ||
| Gordy | | ... | 23-11-2017 @ 10:13 |
 Member 5418, 383 posts | Post Edited: 14.08.2018 @ 16:07 PM by Gordy . | ||
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