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Brett_H | ... | 23-11-2017 @ 10:26 | |
Avatar not found Member 5959, 33 posts SQ 200, BP 172.5, DL 260632.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Accidentally ripped the door handle off the front door of the work Porta-cabin toilets today, although I suspect that somebody else had already broke it and placed it back to avoid confrontation. Took the handle into the workshop, a fitter kindly opened the door for me and fixed it whilst i sat trying to make as little "number 2" noise as possible. | ||
The_Lone_Wolf | ... | 23-11-2017 @ 11:17 | |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2999 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Gordy said:What about a melted lion bar or something? Then you won't have actually shat in a pigeon hole but for a couple of seconds they'll think you have? A worthy shout sir, but I'd feel worse wasting a lion bar, than actually s**tting in there. | ||
John | ... | 24-11-2017 @ 08:16 | |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | Ok so I've heard all about people curling in the squat rack, I've never come across this but experienced it myself, however when I went to the gym on Tuesday there was a guy I know had pulled a bench across the gym to db press on the deadlift platform, the whole gym was empty why would somebody do this whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Ok got that off my chest phew. | ||
Funky_monkey | ... | 26-11-2017 @ 21:35 | |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | I Christened the male toilets last week, and went in to do the same for the female toilets. There's a nozzle and a tap in the toilets to wash your ar****le after a s**t, and there was good WiFi reception so I boshed one out in there for good measure. | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 26-11-2017 @ 21:44 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22071 posts | 50% of your posts are sex related. | ||
matthewvc | ... | 27-11-2017 @ 14:25 | |
‘downsizing’ Member 5704, 3241 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 320810.0 kgs @ 96.3kgs UnEq | John said:Ok so I've heard all about people curling in the squat rack, I've never come across this but experienced it myself, however when I went to the gym on Tuesday there was a guy I know had pulled a bench across the gym to db press on the deadlift platform, the whole gym was empty why would somebody do this whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Ok got that off my chest phew. maybe he was going to deadlift afterwards and needed a bench to throw after setting a big PB | ||
Funky_monkey | ... | 27-11-2017 @ 20:20 | |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said:50% of your posts are sex related. 50% of my posts aren't. I call that a perfect balance. | ||
John | ... | 27-11-2017 @ 20:39 | |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | matthewvc said: maybe he was going to deadlift afterwards and needed a bench to throw after setting a big PB Ah celebratory bench throw.....I see lol.....reminds me. I don't get to phyched up before a lift but feel a big serge of adrenaline afterwards surly my stupid body should know I need it during the lift | ||
John | ... | 27-11-2017 @ 20:40 | |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said: 50% of my posts aren't. I call that a perfect balance. Pmsl fair point. | ||
Gordy | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 13:32 | |
Member 5418, 383 posts | Post Edited: 14.08.2018 @ 16:03 PM by Gordy | ||
Gordy | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 13:48 | |
Member 5418, 383 posts | Post Edited: 14.08.2018 @ 16:02 PM by Gordy . | ||
The_Lone_Wolf | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:06 | |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2999 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Gordy said:A woman I work with does a lot of fund raising for cancer research and she said she’d be selling scarfs with the new cancer research tartan on it. So I put my name down for one. It never occurred to me to ask what the main colours of the tartan are. It definitely didn’t occur to me to make sure the main colours weren’t pink and purple. At least I’ve got a Christmas present for someone. Thoughtful though sir. | ||
The_Lone_Wolf | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:09 | |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2999 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | One of the canteen ladies has been asking me to go round her house and smash her in recently. Sexually I assume too, and not some violent fantasy. Now, I don't want to do this, and more importantly I have a woman... However, I do like the fact that she gives me extra food portions at work, so I don't want to upset her, as I may get less food, or she ma lace my food with muck. She knows I have a woman too, but shes not bothered and still wants me to put my sausage in her bun (Her words, not mine) Thoughts? | ||
JackRevans | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:20 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | to what extent is she a fitty? I assume by the fact she is a canteen lady that the answer is "not". Also if you rodger her and then stop rodgering her the portions will get smaller than if you just never did in the first place. Enjoyable story nevertheless. | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:21 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22071 posts | The_Lone_Wolf said: Thoughtful though sir. Purple with measurement increments would be a good design | ||
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